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Issue 1

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Issue 1

Edition Numero Uno, right here in all it’s glory. Follow the link to see!

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Fireside Chats

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Featuring Hannah Sung

By: Robin Buller

“I was frosh in ’96 – holy $&!#!” she joked when asked to recall her freshman experience.

Meet Hannah Sung – Ex VJ, new mom, and Trinity College alumnus. In an exclusive interview with the Salterrae, Sung takes a walk down first-year-memory lane, opening up about her time at Trin and giving words of wisdom to this year’s newbies.

Robin Buller: So, Hannah, tell me about your Frosh Week. How was the experience?

Hannah Sung: I arrived and I was really excited. There was definitely that palpable feeling in the air of exciting things going on, but I had no clue what exactly was going on around me. I basically went out to everything because I was curious. I think I went into it pretty blind, but I had a great time.

RB: What about Initiations Week?

HS: I remember I became first year rep for the Government of the Lit but I had no idea what it was. There was all this pressure to stand up and give a speech for two minutes I remember feeling kind of nervous [but] …I was voted in!

RB: What was your impression extra curriculars at Trin?

HS: There is a lot of freedom…and there is a lot of trust at Trin with what students can do with their time. That’s the great thing about all the student groups at trin. Does the james bond society still exist?

RB: Yeah!

HS: That’s so funny! Its hilarious that you can apply for money for your club – and it really can be anything. I was in a group a lot like that in terms of [being able to] do anything – Solid Gold Dancers!

RB: Any academic advice?

HS: I wish that I had been more serious about my academic experience. I think that if you’re not sure what you want to study, that’s fine, [and] there’s nothing wrong with exploring. Exploit the time you have! You’ll never have this [much] time again to [do things like] think and read. I wish I had [more] time to do [those things] now. It really is just a great time to explore ideas. If you’re in a program that isn’t totally doing it for you, switch! Don’t drag your feet about prerequisites! It’s really your time to study what you want.

RB: What words of wisdom do you have for Trin’s first years?

HS: First year was a very weird time. I had a really wonderful time, and I had a lot of difficulties too. I guess [my] general advice would be to seek out friends because no matter what you’re interested in and what your studying and what personality you are, there will definitely be someone that you can go out with at Trin. It can be so rejuvinating and exciting to meet people who are interested in the same things. And then when you do come across something that is a difficult situation, you’ll have a friend.

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Trin Personalities – Life of a Legend: The Notorious Abby V.

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Melissa gets to know the man behind the Gucci glasses

By: Melissa Beauregard

In preparation for this year’s first Salterrae, my mind wandered back to Initiations Week 2010. Of all the hazy memories that arose – most involving toga-clad bodies gyrating to Dubstep – there was one that was particularly strong. It was that of first year elections, when Abby V. paraded into Cartwright Hall donning a single white satin glove.

That night, I believe, marked the beginning of Abby’s notoriety at Trin.

Abby V. – a man so well-known that his last name is unnecessary, yet so enigmatic that it is hard to say what the ‘V’ stands for.

It became my goal to unpeel the gutty layers of his onion heart and find the pearl that rests oh- so-deep inside. I wooed him into joining me on a dinner-date at *alskdjfsld*. Between bites of *food* and sips of *drink*, the following excerpts spewed from the Conservative’s mouth, revealing the true colours of Abby V.

Melissa Beauregard: So, Abby, when did you realize you were special? As in – “not like the other boys”? Abby V: Answering that question requires me to reminisce upon the first time I was called “The Abby V.”

God help me, I don’t know why anyone would call me “The.” So, yeah, it was probably grade nine.

MB: Tell me one of the most ridiculous things you did in high school.

AV: There was this guy who was buying a house… and it was all emptied out. So we were all like yo, unreal. So everybody [came] with axes [and] people [threw around] glow sticks. I took a banister, and the cops were coming, so I just ran out and whipped it at the house.

MB: I have to ask- what does ‘gutty’ mean?

AV: ‘Gutty’ is short form for gutless. So if something is gutless, you say it’s gutty.

MB: So, it’s a bad thing?

AV: Yeah.

MB: But you guys call me gutty all the time…

AV: Yeah, but we call you ‘Beauregutty’ – it’s a term of endearment. It’s a term that means everything and means nothing.

MB: How do you think your private school education (UCC)has influenced the way you are right now? AV: UCC, for all that it’s criticized for, was a place of opportunity. I did so many things there that I would

never have done elsewhere. [It] ultimately allowed me to find out who I was and what I was good at. MB: When you were applying to university, did you want to go to Trin? AV: I was about to go to Middlebury. [My] mom and I went to visit the campus, and first my momsaid, ‘Hey, this is no Middlebury, this is The Middle-of-Nowhere Bury.’ [Note: Spoken in an Indian accent.] And I was like okay, fair enough – it’s in Vermont, and it’s beautiful, but in the middle of f*@#?!& nowhere.

MB: What did you think Trin would be like before you came, and how do you see it now. AV: I knew [Trin] had the best International Relations program in the country. Looking back, I’ve had one

of the best experiences academically that I really think anyone could have in Canada.

Socially – what a lot of people say about Trin is that the losers become the cool kids. To an extent, I see that, but I think it’s good. The fact is, it’s a reversal of expectations… and I love it. It puts people on their toes. So, essentially, learn what you like and be yourself, and that’s what will make people love you at this place.

MB: Alright, so you’re talking about people at Trin who are open and real. Who at Trin inspires you? AV: Jake Brockman has been – I wouldn’t even say a mentor – [but] a brother to me. He’s happy to get

me involved, and happy to show me what there is to do at the college. I think Brockman is a Brockstar.

Ian Sutcliffe is a mentor to me because I was a Massey boy. Ian, I think, is loved by everybody at Trin. It’s because he’s down to earth, unbelievably open, and he’s ready to listen to you. He was legitimately interested in what was going on in my life.

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Trending at Trinity

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Patterns of behaviour otherwise unnoticed by the naked eye.

By: Victoria Hoffman

Customary kisses/kisstomary cusses … It’s a Trincest thing.

Glassware accessories … “That bottle fits nicely in your hand.”

Seal decoys … Extend their Shark Week dominance to the Welch stairs.

Confusion … How to stay afloat in a boat-less race?

Group chanting … WE ARE THE SALT OF THE EARTH!

Warm metals … Tongue-stick-proof-waggle.

Unconscious decision-making … When in doubt, pass out.

Faux-crocodile upholstery … “Swamp” = “swank.”

The North … Beer is colder at the Dupont LCBO.

10. Unicorn-maning … Like horse-maning, but you won’t believe it.

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A Royal Show

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A review of the Glasswater Theatre production of The Queens, performed from September 8-18 at the Helen Gardiner Phelan Playhouse

By: Ilan Tzitrin

Unlike films, plays almost solely rely on the conviction of their performances, and talented cast of the Glasswater Theatre production of The Queens expertly engaged the audience.

Written by Norman Chaurette and translated by Linda Gaboraiu, The Queens follows six 15th century women – the queens – lamenting their lives, their claim to the throne, and their relationships. The all-female cast and crew included U of T alumni, and their expertise shows; each actress gave a distinct personality, notably Tina Sterling as Queen Margaret of Anjou.

The quirks of the production were rooted in the script. Most of the lines invoked a lingering, almost overwhelming feeling of dread and gloom. Consequently, the opening night audience laughed heartily at the well-delivered comic relief.

Much of the action was set on the floor, with the women literally slithering across the stage, illustrating their desperation. Despite the metaphoric value in this subordination, it looked uncomfortable; furthermore, because the play was set in the round, and not all viewing angles were ideal.

Other design choices were welcome. The production was appropriately minimalist, with the queens appearing as commoners, unadulterated by their riches. In fact, the only props were a tree stump and the actresses’ garments, wrapped up creatively so that they appear to be carrying babies.

The Queens was not easy entertainment, and the dolorous script was likely not designed for a broad audience. In the absence of an elaborate set, the appeal of the production stemmed mostly from the range of the actresses, who delivered their lengthy monologues with skill.

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Juiced – Issue 1

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Your resident TCAA Head gives some lovin’ to the locker room

By: Jack Cashin

How’s it hanging, Men and Women of College? Welcome to Juiced with Jack Cashin aka Jock Cashin aka Jacked Cashin – the Salterrae’s Sports Column.

With work lockouts in two of North America’s premier sports leagues, tragic deaths and accidents rampant in the hockey world, Usain Bolt jumping the gun in the 100 meter final at the World Championships, and Dave Scholl’s (1T3) classic victory in the 2011 Bayfield Dinghy Rowing Championships, I had a plethora of possibilities and a multitude of muses for this article. But forget that shit, let’s talk about Trin Gym!

Tucked away in sub-Body, and easily one of Trin’s best kept secrets, is the Trinity College Gym. This hub is frequented by a range of Men and Women of College, from the big and brawny to those just trying to escape the infamous ‘Freshman Fifteen’ (or is it ‘Freshman Fifty’?).

“You don’t have to wait in line for any of the weights or the machines,” said local strongman, David Brayley (1T3), “[That’s] one of my big problems with Hart House and the AC.” He further noted that he finds Trin Gym to be “unreal.”

While it may not have the extensive range of weights and machines that Hart House and the AC have, it most certainly has more of a homey feel. There are rarely more than two or three people working out at once, and since they are all Trin students, you know everyone that you are working out with.

“[The] Trin Gym is really convenient at night when you don’t want to have to [walk to] Hart House, especially during winter,” said David Scholl (1T3), “You can also work out as long and as late as you want there, so long as you get the key before 11 pm.”

There are even a couple of hidden gems within its hallowed grounds. The TV (with innovative rotating technology!) not only serves those trying to get their Dr. Phil on during their workout, but also works as a speaker system for the gym. Try to get to it first, though, or risk somebody else’s music choice (Katy Perry isn’t going to cut it when you’re at the bench press, I’m sorry). The Davey Jones locker room also does technically contain lockers, but all of those are already occupied by random people you will never see. So if you do happen to find an empty locker, jump on it quick (but you might need to clean it out first).

With renovations on the way, as some of the weights are missing, broken, or just have a “ghetto” feel to them, the Trin Gym will only get better.

So, be athletic and get big at the Trin Gym.

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Hip Sips

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Dark Horse Espresso Bar 215 Spadina Avenue

By: Sofia Reive

Two things I know to be true: a good latté needs good foam, and people tip more if you make them laugh. Dark Horse staff have also grasped these fundamental truths; it is one of those rare places where everyone leaves happy.

Offering bold, satisfying drinks, beautifully crafted foam, and a tempting complement of baking, Dark Horse delivers. You will pay nearly five dollars for a latté – well worth it – and once up at the cash, you are greeted by their clever tip jar. The bowl is always decorated with a quirky request for spare change.

On Spadina, South of Dundas, Dark Horse provides a needed reprieve between Chinatown’s commercial bustle and the Harbourfront’s glassy impersonality. Diverse clientèle include students nestled with urban professionals, and yummy mummies next to local cops. The coffeeshop is equipped with floor to ceiling windows and communal tables with centrepieces designed by a local florist. Brick walls display the canvasses of Toronto artist Matt Durant: an opportunity to view his captivating multimedia pieces at no charge.

In keeping with their  ̈great things for free ̈ approach, the shop offers free WiFi. Electrical outlets, however, are taped over, in an effort to discourage students from colonizing the space.

Nonetheless, Dark Horse is a unique coffee hideaway, combining delicious drink, tasty fare and understated décor with a laid back atmosphere. It’s a hard balance to strike, and they have succeeded.

Dark Horse Virgin? Bring: a charged laptop and cash or debit. They don’t accept credit. Get: The caramel banana bread and a drink of your choice. Stay: As long as you like from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 at night.

Two other locations:

684 Queen Street West

682 Queen Street East

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The Wright Way

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Natalie Wright untangles Toga Party

By: Natalie Wright

Let me first quote one of the best university movies of all time, Animal House: “Double secret probation????!!!! You know what we gotta do? Toga Party. They’re going to nail us for whatever we do, so we might as well have a good time! TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!”

As a college, we are pretty damn privileged with the number of great events we have to look forward to each year, and it goes without saying that Toga Party is near the top of that list.

Having experienced three Frosh Weeks over the course of my university career, I can safely say that this past one was fantastic. Frosh Week is probably the most intensive week of bonding, socializing, partying, and learning that Trin students ever experience. Undoubtedly a lot of this bonding comes from allowing yourself to let loose and do something hilariously grimace-inducing, which Toga Party induces extremely well (as exemplified in Animal House).

We saw, for example, a frosh jump out the second floor Welch common room window to avoid an awkward moment with a girl, and Michael Humeniuk pierce his ear with a 100% hygienic safety pin. Well, it’s certainly one way to keep some extra pins on hand for when that tin foil toga disintegrates.

From an upper year’s standpoint, Toga Party is the event during the year that allows us to get a better understanding of the Frosh group’s personality as a whole. From what I observed, this year’s frosh group is wickedly outgoing! Everyone was smiling, talking, and dancing like they just didn’t care.

Now, lets talk Togas. Toga Party is an awesome time for people to show off who they are, since it is pretty much mandatory that you craft your outfit from scratch, so I was very pleased to look out into the crowd and not see a sea of white, token togas. Yahoo, some creativity and balls! I absolutely, positively, L-O-V-E when individuals throw themselves into something to make it truly unique.

Some togas were seriously inventive. One frosh used a sleeping bag tied around his waist to make a structured, puffy skirt, and another sacrificed his lion bedspread for the Greek look. I was even more impressed to see Aina Grover stylishly pull off changing her Trin laundry bag into a well-made minimalist Toga.

Some of the more experienced upper years such as Jason Qian inspired all as he masterfully made his toga out of garbage bags – very ‘Derelicte’. Certainly a trend appeared as Daniel Bennett and Aurore Mathys both wonderfully bent clothes hangers to structure their toga! I believe they are crowned this year’s King and Queen of Toga creations.

I also saw great color blocking, with individuals using different colored sheets to create tops and bottoms. Taking a more conservative feel, another trend was definitely the draped toga. This was a nod to this year’s ever-popular dress cut: short in the front while draped longer at the back, a great way to cleverly show off those legs!

All this being said, most togas were off by the end of the night, possibly from too much dancing, but probably from other unprintable mischief… a sign of a good toga party.

Undoubtedly, this Toga Party would not have been half the success it was without our resident spinning geniuses Geoff Harricks and Cailen McQuattie. With Geoff spinning the opening set, and Cailen taking us right up until ‘Don’t Stop Believing’, we got just theright amount of funk to boogie down to, with some classic electro-pop like Mord Fustang and Wolfgang Gartner to make the quad shake. When ‘Lady Hear Me Tonight’ came on, everyone

I over-heard a fantastic conversation between two frosh speaking about their mutual interests in computer science, culminating with one of the guys exclaiming ‘Man, I LOVE you!! I’m so happy you came to Trin!!’ Getting to dress up, yell about mutual interests over loud music, dance the night away to amazing summer tunes, and just appreciate where you are and who you are with, is the sign of a pretty bloody fantastic party. Well done, exec! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

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Let’s Talk About Sex

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Orientation week: Sexual oasis or overhyped gimmick?

By: Helenaz Hajifattahi

Arguably, college life is best epitomized in the 1978 American classic, Animal House, a film that explores all the finer qualities of life away from home ( a life defined by the the ooze, togas and ladies). Thirty years later,it is hard to say that college campuses do not still purport these earlier qualities, only there have been small modifications, like the addition of beer pong tournaments.

Without a doubt, when this year’s first years received their frosh kits, they, like so many college freshmen before them, were tingling with anticipation. Whether because of stories of roommate situations breeding irrevocable “bromances,” tales of first dates solidifying romances, or simply too much American Pie, they had a few ideas of what university life would be like, and most of these ideas had some connection with sex.

But, when frosh week came to a close, was it all about sex? Would sex even have been a thing if upper years the week by throwing condoms at frosh, and concluded it by encouraging the first years to under the moonlight with nothing but bedsheets holding their ‘selves’ together?

we have informative events like talks with the Sexual Education Centre, we also chant that “Our priests can have sex!” to other colleges during the parade.

This points to column’s ultimate question: Is frosh week naturally about sex or do we, the frosh from years past – the gyrating Trojan warriors – make it that way?

Pier Paolo Pasolini, an acclaimed Italian intellectual of the 1970′s, once voiced his opinion on the sexualization of humanity by saying that sexual promiscuity “is really only an obligation, a social anxiety, [and] a necessary feature of the consumers way of life.” Essentially, he says that we obsess about sex because we are told to do so. So, normative society espouses that orientation week is all about sex, but it doesn’t have to be the case.

Sex is everywhere because we put it everywhere, and frosh week is about hookups because we say , but it is important to recall the other side of Frosh Week.

Recount the tours, the boat cruise, and the beach day. Remember the awkward lunch, and how you laughed about it, totally at ease, with your new friends, just seven days later. Most of the week is not about sex but about encouraging some old G-rated fun.

In the end, Frosh Week may have nudged some into the deep, dark realms of night time activities; . Hey, one or two may have even the world of ‘Trincest!’

But, let’s be honest – the overtly sexual nature of orientation week probably turned them off the whole thing.

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Frosh Kits and the Breakdown of UTSU-College Relations

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A Commentary on Campus Politics

By Sam Greene

Cooperation between the campus-wide University of Toronto Student’s Union (UTSU) and College student governments appears to be deteriorating. The campus divide over Frosh kits seems to be symptomatic of a more general breakdown of cooperation between college representatives and UTSU.

A recent article in the Varsity reported on the five Colleges who opted out of buying Frosh kits provided by UTSU. Trinity College Orientation Week Chair Sachin Kumar arranged for alternative kits to be produced for students from St. Michael’s College, University College, Engineering, Innis, and Trinity, with Woodsworth College arranging for their own.

Kumar provided several reasons for producing alternative kits. He said that UTSU’s packages lacked materials that promoted U of T unity and spirit (the T-shirts in UTSU’s kits are emblazoned with the UTSU logo, whereas Kumar’s are marked by U of T’s) and contained literature supporting activist political causes.

He also criticized UTSU for charging other student services, like the University Office of Student Life, the Equity Office, and the Varsity – all of which, like UTSU, are funded by student fees – for the right to include materials in the UTSU Frosh kits.

“We don’t think it’s fair that a student’s union, which has earmarked a portion of our student fees, is charging other groups and associations that are also earmarked a portion of our student fees to advertise,” said Kumar.

Kumar’s overriding concern was that UTSU was unwilling to accept input about the packages from college leaders. He claims that UTSU’s repeated refusals to respond to criticism was the real trigger.

UTSU proceeded to refuse requests made by the colleges that opted out of UTSU kits for clubs information sheets, which UTSU uses student fees to create.

The reasons for their refusal remain opaque as UTSU President Danielle Sandhu did not respond to a request to comment for this article.

The breakdown of cooperation between college representatives and UTSU extends further than the divide over Frosh kits.

Newly elected Trinity College UTSU Board of Directors representative Michael Scott, UTSU Board of Directors representative for Trinity College, put forward numerous proposals for basic transparency reforms at the UTSU this summer, but each of them was either rejected or shunted off to committee.

James Park, Trinity Head of College and former UTSU Orientation Week Coordinator, feels that representatives from Colleges such as Trinity are often isolated and irrelevant to the decision making processes of the Union’s Board meetings.“The executive of the union argue that the students can voice their opinions through the annual elections and their representation on the Board of Directors,” said Park. “In practice however, their constitutional bylaws and overwhelming representation… [overturn] the majority of ideas brought forward by the independent College Directors,” he continued.

A non-binding referendum conducted during last year’s Trinity College Meeting (TCM) elections revealed that more students supported defederating from the UTSU than opposed it. The TCM’s decision to strike CRITUR – the “Committee Responsible for Investigating Trinity-UTSU Relations” – illustrates a growing movement to find alternative ways for the college to engage in campus-wide governance.

It remains to be seen whether the St. George Round Table, which is composed of the Presidents of College Councils (including Trinity’s student Heads of College), could provide such a means.

Regardless, it is becoming increasingly clear that stronger, campus-wide leadership is necessary to defend students’ interests. The failure of UTSU’s campaign to stop the implementation of flat-fees was a significant setback for many students. This failure may be partially attributable to the tactics the Union employed; it is unlikely that the UTSU executive garnered much support from members of the Governing Council when protests at Simcoe Hall during a Council meeting – in which UTSU Execs were involved – ended in the injury of a Campus Police officer.

Yet perhaps more importantly, deep divisions over the legitimacy of campus-wide student leadership weakens student advocacy to University administrators and policymakers. Whether providing kits to Frosh or advocating against flat-fees, the campus-wide union would profit from the support of Colleges, while the Colleges would benefit from the union’s strength in numbers.

Ultimately, the resolution of those divisions will be contingent on a willingness to compromise, both on behalf of the UTSU, and on the part of student leaders at Colleges like Trinity.

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